The main focus of this compilation are men whose thinking is definitely out of the ordinary. They can easily turn an oven mitt into the Infinity Gauntlet, show what the right bouquet of flowers is supposed to look like, and present their wife with a pillow with her least favorite actor’s face on it.
Bright Side will introduce you to the men whose outside-the-box thinking can’t be logically explained.
“My boyfriend’s sister invited us to her wedding. I was trying to find out about the decorations for the celebration so I could choose an appropriate dress.”
“When my husband asked where the markers were, I should have been more suspicious…”
He attempted to crack a walnut with his bare hands.
“It’s 1:30 a.m. and my boyfriend just shot a cockroach with a dart gun… didn’t use a shoe, oh no, that would’ve been too casual.”
She never told him she was the one who added the soap.
“This Chapstick that my boyfriend just bit into…”
“Brotherly love… Every year my twin and I go to the bank, withdraw a $100 bill, give it to each other, and then deposit it back. The tellers love it and we have done it every year since we were 15. Happy 39th bro!”
“My wife absolutely hates with a deep-seated passion, Nicholas Cage.”
“My boyfriend and I had our first baby in December, and this is what I came home to for Valentine’s Day.”
“A few months ago, my friends and I got our photos taken at JC Penny Studios. Today, we put it up on a billboard in our hometown.”
“My husband cuts the pizza so he doesn’t slice through a pepperoni.”
He knows his way around his wife…
“My husband had these set up on the counter for me and said ‘It’s your early Valentine’s Day gift. Don’t ever say I didn’t get you flowers.’ This is why I married him.”
“My boyfriend draws faces in the vegetables and fruits that I bought but forgot to eat.”
When you heard that dry shampoo existed but didn’t know anything else about it.
“My husband and I are trying to get healthier, so he put up motivational signs around the house. This is now what I see before I open the fridge.”
“Went to the bank today to cash a check, needless to say my boyfriend got bored. He’s a keeper.”
“Husband broke my mixer years ago.”
When you know what your opponent is going to do next:
“My wife is decorating with moss for spring, so I added Moss Man. Think she’ll notice?”
“Asked my boyfriend to close up the chip bags…”
Dad: “No you are not allowed to bring that dirty stray in. Imagine all the diseases it’s carrying. Absolutely not and that’s final.”
“My wife let me nerd out for my son’s newborn session so I present to you Lord Hamish of House Shirley, first of his name.”
Hot glue bowls I found at my boyfriend’s house
How real men settle who will get the parking spot:
Do any of the men you know do something like this?